How can something so simple as a burger, some corn, and fries look so good? It’s probably because I’m so very hungry. I’ll definitely be thinking about how succulent this meal would be–and how some ingrate–gets this kind of food on the reg. Except x1,000 in quality, three meals a day. I bet he’s never had to cook a meal in his life. And you know what? That really pisses me off.
That’s okay, though. In my fictional neck of the woods, he’s stuck in post-apocalyptic Florida where food is scarce, except in one of the most recent installments I let him score some chicken tacos. Fool me once, shame on me.